from a user on Dance Forums:
hypodancemania (HODM): if you do not dance more you will go nuts.
hyperdancemania (HEDM): dancing till you are nuts.
mesodancemania (MODM): lightweight - take up knitting.

And my own current condition: LHFOS, Left Hip Flexor On Strike. It's been sore all week; feels better when I stretch it but then when I get up in the morning it's stiff and sore all over again. This happens sometimes when I sit at a desk too much, especially if I sit with my legs crossed. I've been doing a lot of desk work recently and, I suspect, sleeping on that side at night as well.

At least it doesn't hurt when I dance. dancer1957 and I and two fellow dancers are going to Metropolis on Sunday for a two-hour Latin workshop with Pasha Kovalev from So You Think You Can Dance.
*poingpoingpoing*